ZOMBIE JESUS!!!
A very interesting spin on the history of this oh so notorious carpenter.
"After dying, Jesus was raised from the dead and once more walked among the living. This, of course, would only be possible if he were a zombie; Zombie Jesus is the identity of Jesus following the Resurrection. In zombie form, Jesus retained his unending love for mankind, in particular, he loved their sweet, delectable brains. Many of his followers were surprised when, instead of offering God's salvation, Zombie Jesus voraciously consumed their faces."
I found this article randomly and I thought it was very interesting. If you have time to read the whole thing, it is actually quite outrageous. Maybe, if time permits, I may look into this a little bit more. Otherwise, he can always make a cameo, right?
source: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Jesus
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